- At no point shall Joglets be allowed to operate any device manufactured by GameClam Inc.
- At no point shall the ventilation tubes of the GC:S be blocked, death or loss of fame may occur.
- Do not submerse your console in water, it will work just fine but it might get a cold.
- Do not touch the forbidden port
- Never touch the landline port (danger of electric shock of 600V 32A AC)