In the future, a console will arrive that will rival even the PS5 in not only graphics but funny vibes
I have never told any lies...
- "3E Predictions" by Breaking Benjamin.
How did we manage this?
It's simple, by making the world's best controller.
We moved all the functional parts of the console to the controller
Features
- New control method: The keypad.
- Pay2Win has never been easier with our support for paper currency.
What about pearls?
You might think, what about my game pearls?
We got you covered!
You can now purchase the Pearl-to-Cube adapter (P2C, not associated with P2:CE), which allows you to use your pearls with the GameClam Slim!
Just insert your adapter in the hole, and your pearls will play!
Price: $150.00 (+ VAT)
We got you covered!
You can now purchase the Pearl-to-Cube adapter (P2C, not associated with P2:CE), which allows you to use your pearls with the GameClam Slim!
Just insert your adapter in the hole, and your pearls will play!
Price: $150.00 (+ VAT)
Safety notice
You MUST make sure the ventilation tubes are connected to the outside at all times.
At no point should the ventilation tubes be blocked.
If the ventilation tubes are blocked, you may:
At no point should the ventilation tubes be blocked.
If the ventilation tubes are blocked, you may:
- Lose your fame (like Vin Diesel)
- Due
- Get murdered by Mistar Whyte (Correction: These have since been ruled as suicides.)
About the money locker
You are legally required to allow GameClam Inc. technicians to access the money locker at any time.
A technician will visit at least weekly.
If you do not allow access, the technician will take the GameClam Slim with them and it will then be theirs.
The GameClam Slim uses USD by default. To use other currencies, don't.
A technician will visit at least weekly.
If you do not allow access, the technician will take the GameClam Slim with them and it will then be theirs.
The GameClam Slim uses USD by default. To use other currencies, don't.